i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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How the world sees America.

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first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
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in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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are you sure you followed the right blog

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Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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currently watching:

The Office S1
Supernatural S1
American Horror Story:Coven

currently reading:
[being forced to read]
Nothing thank god

Current favorite music genre:

current fav song:
XO beyonce